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[09 May 2006|08:35pm]
Yo dudes, just a quick update. how is everyone? exams goin well? I've got my last one on thursday, it's contract the most boring subject ever! I've only done one exam so far and im fed up with them, roll on thursday. Errrrrrrrrrrrmmmmmm what else....I quit me job in idols so im finally away from the wankers duncan and ross(new management), im working for me old boss again in much classier bars, theres no charvers and i get day shifts aswell now! Only 8 weeks till holiday cannot wait.
hope everyones ok, whats everyone up to for summer? my plans involve workin and gettin pissed!
spk to everyone soooonnnnnnnn!!!
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[02 Apr 2006|05:09pm]
Yo dudes, just thought I'd do a quick update. I've not been up to much apart from working and drinking. I reckon I'm gonna start revising like since teaching has practically finished and easter is upon us.I'm not actually sure wen I officially finish for easter. Anyway's this is quite a boring entry so let me know how everyone is and what ya's are upto etc.
Oh yeah one unexpected exciting thing, I've booked a holiday to Kavos in July so cannot wait, gonna start bikini collecting again woo hooooooo!
hope everyone's ok and spk to ya's soon
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[27 Dec 2005|08:15pm]
yo dudes, has everyone finished doin xmas fannying wit family yet? cos i wanna meet up wit everyone, im dyin to see u peeps! so can everyone jst reply as to wen u feel/ are available to meet up! i really wanna go out in liverpool again! hope everyone had a great xmas n stuff, cant wit to catch up, so let me know plz!
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Idols! [04 Nov 2005|04:29pm]
Yo dudes, just thought i'd do a quick entry to say hope everyones well n still enjoyin uni cos i know i am! Been pissed most of the time and guess who's got herself a job as a barmaid/dancer!?! great fun! still havent been home and dont really intend to go until i really have to at christmas! other than that course is goin well, lots of work i need to start!
Smack the gypsy
i luv u like i luv my spatula
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addie! [23 Sep 2005|03:50pm]
yo dudes, heres my address:
Flat 31
Panns Bank
Douglas court
Low street
Sunderland
SR1 1XS

Hol, i forgot all bout the photos, so if ya send them thru, i'll send ya the money for them! how much do i owe ya? thanx p.s one of my flat mates is from hartlepool n went to the same school as carl, how odd!

Sam wen u get chance the prize givin programme wud be supercool, ta!

hope everyones ok n avin a bangin time, i know i am

speak soon xxxxxxxxxxxxx
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[13 Sep 2005|10:51am]
[ mood | happy ]

Yo dudes, in a few hours from now, my phone will be up and runnin on the old number again! 07759225197!
finally my fone olympics is over! fingers crossed i manage not to get robbed!

heres my summary of spain :

ROBBED
GYPSY
SPATUALA
BEACH
ROLLER SKATES
FLAT PACKED BABIES
POLICE STATION
DIRE STRAITS
NO LEGS
LOST VOICE

wish we were back there in daves bar!

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I've been robbed! [09 Sep 2005|12:35pm]
Yo dudes, my temp phone number is 07910262484

P.S I luv u like i luv my spatula
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[30 Jul 2005|10:35am]
Yo dudes, Frankie and bennys at 8 tonight!! txt me if any probs!
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invitation!! [29 Jul 2005|02:18pm]
[ mood | sad ]
[ music | murder she wrote - chaka demus ]

Yo dudes, just a quick invitation for everyone for sat night! Anybody up for a Frankie and Bennies so we can all catch up? Please everyone try n cum so i can have spagetti and meatballs that ive bin cravin for weeks! lol Oh yeah there will be a showin of napa photos if anyones interested? And we havent bin out for a meal in ages so please come! just let me know if ya can come or not, thanks!!

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hehehehehehehe [01 Jul 2005|05:13pm]
[ mood | excited ]
[ music | the simpsons!! ]

IMMMMMMMMMMM EEEEEEXXXXXXXXXXCCCCCCCCCCCIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTEEEEEEEDDDDDDDDDDD!!! :)

P.S well done Holly, NICE WORK BROWN!!

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[25 Jun 2005|04:26pm]
[ mood | hungry ]
[ music | faithless greatest hits!!! ]

IMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDDDD!!!!
MMMMMMMMMMYYYYYYYYYY TUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMY HUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTTSSSSSSSSSSS!
I HATE REVISION!

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AYIA NAPA!!! [22 Jun 2005|09:42am]
[ mood | excited ]
[ music | usher ]

28 DAYS TO GO, 28 DAYS TO GO, 28,28, 28 DAYS TO GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

p.s am shittin one bout hist!!!

p.p.s hope everyones revision is goin well!!

xxx

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[21 May 2005|07:20pm]
[ mood | okay ]
[ music | eurovision song contest! ]

THREE NAMES YOU GO BY:
1. Saz
2. Dave
3. ginger

THREE SCREEN NAMES YOU HAVE HAD:
1. Saz
2. errm
3. dunno

THREE PHYSICAL THINGS YOU LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. Teeth (now that most of the metal has been taken off)
2. labia (no one can c it so not self conscious about it)
3. tattoo on bottom of back!

THREE PHYSICAL THINGS YOU DON'T LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. thighs
2. boobs or lack off..
3. hair (grrr damn ginger!!)

THREE THINGS THAT SCARE YOU:
1. fish
2. birds
3. joint 3rd are children and death!

THREE OF YOUR EVERYDAY ESSENTIALS:
1. hair straighteners
2. mascara
3. car

THREE THINGS YOU ARE WEARING RIGHT NOW:
1. yellow thong
2. pink top
3. socks

THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE BANDS OR MUSICAL ARTISTS:
1. Eddie, Eddie, Eddie Halliwell
2. red hot chili peppers
3. DJ/MC from bar bizzare - best R n B mix tape in the world!

THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE SONGS (AT THE MOMENT):
1. Norways entry in eurovision (i think desk's got a new career as a tranny)
2. ive got a brand new combine harvester!
3. candy shop

THREE THINGS YOU WANT IN A RELATIONSHIP:
1. SEX
2. MONEY
3. SEX

TWO TRUTHS AND A LIE (in no particular order):
1. I've got a brand new combine harvester!
2. i've got an auntie lesbian
3. I'd kill for a jelly belly right NOW!!

THREE PHYSICAL THINGS ABOUT THE PREFERRED SEX THAT APPEAL TO YOU:
1. taller than me
2. fatter than me
3. money to spend on me!

THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE HOBBIES:
1. sleeping
2. driving my brand new combine harvester
3. gettin things tattooed and pierced!

THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO REALLY BADLY RIGHT NOW:
1. go on holiday
2. eat jelly belly's
3. drive my brand new combine harvester!

THREE CAREERS YOU'RE CONSIDERING/YOU'VE CONSIDERED:
1. stripper/hooker
2. pole dancer
3. combine harvester driver

THREE PLACES YOU WANT TO GO ON VACATION:
1. yeading
2. Norway (got a few connections their, u know how it is)!
3. Marbella/ayia napa (role on summer)

THREE KID'S NAMES YOU LIKE:
1. Dave
2. Davette
3. other one!

THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE:
1. own a lambourghini/Z3/Mercedes mclaren
2. swim in a sea of jelly belly's
3. drive a combine harvester

THREE WAYS THAT YOU ARE STEREOTYPICALLY A BOY:
1. I LOVE cars
2. i think about sex every 3 seconds!
3. i want to drive a combine harvester and I support low league football teams!

THREE WAYS THAT YOU ARE STEREOTYPICALLY A CHICK:
1. i love pink
2. ive got a pink gay pony called Ned on the dash in my car!
3. even tho i do support football teams, i choose who i support based on the funnyness of the name! Oh i also do not understand football!

THREE CELEB CRUSHES:
1. Anthony Kiedis
2. the bloke who sang in norway's entry in eurovision....i luv men wit more lipstick than me!
3. Conrad from footballers wives

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money or lack of it!! [08 May 2005|11:34am]
[ mood | indescribable ]
[ music | Ultra club classics of the 90s ]

IMMMM POOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!! got paid on friday and giv all but £20 of it to my mother to pay the credit card bill! ive got £20 to last me TWO weeks! however, gud news is this pay combined with next pay means I only have £175 left to pay on the napa holiday! then i can start working through the rest of the debt! ive bin tryin to think of money saving tips like stop eating/washing/driving and breathing! i need stuff to sell! the other week i saw a yoyo advertised in the paper for £4 i think im gettin that desperate i'll start sellin things for like 50p, even though the ad itself costs more!

Now im tryin to decide to cut the credit card up or not to??? answers on a postcard please!

speakin of finance, the student loan form is a bitch. I HATE IT!

roll on napa and maaaaarrrrrrbbbbeeeellla!

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[01 Mar 2005|02:18pm]
ROCK ON THURSDAY GARLANDS!!!!! PS HAYLZ SMELLS!!!!!!!!!!
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HELP!! [30 Dec 2004|08:30pm]
CAN ANYONE HELP, IM SPAZZIN!! I turned on my lap top everythin has fucked up. for sum reason kazaa has uninstalled itself and hotmail wont let me sign in, its sayin the password is wrong or the account doesnt exist! so does anyone who knows anythin bout computers have any ideas about wots wrong with the lesbian of a laptop and how i can fix it?? i hate computers and im gonna throw it out the window in a minute. HEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!
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christmas offers!!! [24 Dec 2004|01:23pm]
BEST CHRISTMAS PRESENT EVA - I GOT AN OFFER FROM NORTHUMBRIA TODAY, THAT'S ALL SIX!! YAY However, i will worry about how the fuck i'll get the grades later! it's my highest offer and the one i want most.

ANYWAY HAPPY XMAS DUDES XXXXXXXXXXXXX
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gingernation! [11 Aug 2004|11:54am]
Hey dudes, everyone needs to go onto the gingernation website and read the article about the new npower advertising campaign....it's so funny the person who wrote it is like so passionate about it...just read it and u'll see what i mean! also click on sum of the links cos they lead to other web pages with hysterical ginger jokes on them. some funny stuff on there. Wudnt gingernation be a great name for a nightclub? i dunno who would go to this club, cos gingers wudnt be allowed! imagine that a room full of drunk, sweaty dancin ginger people! *shudders*!

ive got a gud ginger story that happened the other day! me and dad were drivin in my car (i know what ure thinkin 2 gingers in a car almost as bad as the club thing). anyway i should tell u for months the cd player in my car hasnt had bass on it cos i didnt know where the bass button was, so dad gets in the car and fixes my bass problem (and now its fixed im lovin the bass)! anyway i had frantic euphoria on full blast cos i was testin my new found bass and as it was warm the windows were down. so we're drivn along and ahead we see the magical mystery tour bus has pulled ova and people are gettin off! WELL, i have never seen anythin like it in my whole life it was the HUGEST GINGER FRO EVA!! well u know me i cant help myself and i wanted to alert dad of this gingerness but i had to shout cos of the blasting cd player!

ME: CHRIST GINGER, DAD LOOK AT THE HEAD HIM! GINGA MINGER OR WHAT?

my dad turns the cd player down and informs me the ginger lad heard and was frantically lookin round at who had shouted at him! i felt a bit bad cos it was nothin personal it was just the shock....it looked like a traffic cone or sumone had set a fart on fire or sumthing! christ, it cud have been an asteroid cumin to earth to kill us all!! lol


in other news only 14 days till we go woo hoo and this time apparently we're not goin on air crappy, so there's hope for us yet!!

anyways now ive talked about fuckall i'll shut up!

p.s VH1 were havin the best 5 gingers hour the other day and i missed it, so did anyone see it and can they inform me about who was on it?

p.p.s woo hoo, Nadia won big brother im soooo made up cos she's soooo funny and the GINGA MINGER JASON LOST! yay!
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AYIA NAPA!!!!!!! [26 Jul 2004|06:13pm]
All together now.....AYIA, AYIA, AYIA FUCKIN NAPA!!!
YES, we did it, we're goin back and i can't wait!! we booked it today and it's official!! yay us!!
so here's my best ayia napa chanting....ogy ogy ogy.....oi oi oi!!
AYIA AYIA AYIA FUCKIN NAPA!!

IM gonna be in debt for the rest of my life and never trusted with a gold card again but still we're goin back! more sun, sea, sex on the beach (the drink that is) and more CLUBBIN!!!!
except i promise this time i wont get skin cancer or sun stroke, its far too painfull and i dont want fat legs again!!
looks like another 3 rolls of film will be used, for more photos we dont remember takin! woo hoo!!!
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packing nightmares!! [10 Jul 2004|01:32pm]
[ mood | supercool ]
[ music | clubland x-treme 2 ]

I've been packing for over 3 hours now and ive got to start again because i can't fit everything in....dont even get me started on shoes!! I think i need to leave sum stuff at home but i just can't i need EVERYTHING!!!! I've even got to wear my trainers for the plane cos i can't fit them in the suitcase, at this rate i'll be wearin 59 tops too!! that's it i just need 2 suitcases or maybe even 3!! ive rolled and stuffed and folded and yet my clothes still don't fit in!! also ive weighed my suitcase with the stuff i can actually fit in it and it's over the limit and there's still more to get in it!!!

p.s my tan is supercool

anyways more news later if i ever finish packing!!

Ive had rounds 2 and 3 of packing nightmares, round 3 seems to have cracked it! the only thing ive had to leave out is one towell and my dove moisutiser but the dove will fit in the hand luggage! if i dont get hit for excess baggage i'll be very shocked! anyways if i dont speak to everyone, c u when we get back!! xxxxx

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